Jokes




Teacher Student Jokes is a collection of funny school jokes, academic jokes and funny stuff about silly students and teachers. Some jokes are from the mouth of kids; their innocent questions and answers brings a smile while other are about students giving silly and stupid answers.


Funny Teacher Student Joke
Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.


Maths Joke
A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'


Hilarious Student and Teacher Joke
Teacher asked, If I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
The student replied: BROTHERLY LOVE 


Dumb Student Joke
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.
Sudent: Sorry my mom wouldnt let me go so far.


Funny Joke
The teacher asked, 'Give me an example of Coincidence?'
Student replied, My mom and dad got married on the same date.


Silly Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: How old is your dad.
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.


Hilarious Teacher Comedy
Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Bamba'lakkadi Jimba.
Teacher: I dont understand anything you said.
Student: Same here.

karthikeyan 
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".

PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."

PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?

PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : PAPPU 

School Joke 
Teacher: Which is your native place?

Rahul: Maharashtra m'aam.

Teacher: Can you spell it?

Rahul: Actually my native place is goa. 

Exam Hall Joke 
sir : if any dought ask me

student : sir, in question paper question is there but in answer paper no answer is there 

Mathematics Teacher Student Joke 
Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?
Student: 5
Teacher: How?
Student: I have a dog in my house now. 

Maths Mother Joke 
Teacher: Suppose, you have 2$. You asked your mother for one more. How many would you have then?
Student: 2$
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because my mother won’t give me any. 

Maths Joke 
Teacher: If your father and mother both give you 50$, what you will get?
Student: A new video game. 

Silly Student 
Teacher: Tell me a way to prevent a disease which is caused by biting insects.
Student: Don’t get bitten by them. 

Ridiculous Joke 
Teacher: Suppose, you have a box which contains a 10 foot snake...
Student: But Sir, snakes don’t have feet. 

Teacher Funny Comedy 
Student: I don’t think I deserve Zero in this answer paper.
Teacher: Agreed. You deserve -1. 

College Joke 
Teacher: You are late today Mike.
Mike: Sir, I obeyed a sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Mike: COLLEGE AHEAD, DRIVE SLOW. 

Student School Joke 
Teacher: You promised me to submit me a paragraph, right?

Student: Yes Sir.

Teacher: And I also promised that if you fail to submit it, I will punish you, right?

Student: Yes Sir, so it will be fair if you break your promise too. 

Silly PJ Joke 
Teacher: I think you are chewing gum.
John: No Sir, I am John Smith. 

Funny Teacher Joke 
After answering correct, the teacher said, 'Smith, tell me an important incident which never happened before within ten years'.

Smith: I answered correct today. 

Funny Teacher Student Joke 

Teacher: Gwen, come here and point out Africa from this globe.

Gwen: here

Teacher: Correct! John, who discovered Africa?

Class: Gwen!! 

Laugh Out Loud Joke 
Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose?

Student: Money.

Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money?

Student: I have the lack of money that’s why. You have the lack of knowledge. That’s why 

Laugh Out Loud Joke 
Teacher: Sir, why doctors wear a mask when they do an operation?

Student: For safety. If the patient dies, others can’t find out who did the operation. 

Innocent Kid Student Joke 
A new student came to the class. After asking his name the teacher said,
'What does your father do?'

Student: Whatever Mom says. 

Student Timing Joke 

Teacher: Suppose, you have 4 coins in your pocket and there is a hole in the pocket. All the four coins fall down from that hole. What will you have in your pocket?

Student: A hole. 

Teacher Student PJ 
Math teacher: Tell me Jenny, if a milkman mixes 2 litres water and 1 liter milk, he will get 3 litres. What will happen if he mixes 6 litres of water and 3 litres milk?

Jenny: I am not a milkman, how can I solve it? 

Teacher Student Joke 
Teacher is explaining to the student,
'if you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.'

Student: but sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.

Teacher: why?

Student: because you don’t have any hair. 

Comedy Joke 

Teacher: Robin, I always see that when I start teaching in the class, you always talk with your friends.

Robin: But Sir, I don’t talk when I sleep. 

Funny Teacher Student Joke 
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia?
Student: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia. 

Teacher Student Exam Shop 
Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said,

I hope you will do the same in the next exam.'

Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time. 

Innocent Student Joke 
Opening the book in the class, the teacher asked, 'So, where were we?'

Student: In this class, Sir. 

Silly Student PJ 
Teacher: Why does sea water tastes like salt?
Student: Maybe a ship of salt sinked a long time ago. 

Outspoken Student Joke 
Teacher: Ron, your handwriting is very bad. You will suffer in the future.
Ron: Don’t worry Sir. I will be a typist. 

Funny Student Joke 
Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.

Student: Frog.

Teacher: Another example.

Student: Another frog. 

Clever Students 
Jon and Ron are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog. After checking the essays the teacher said,

'Why both the essays are the same?'

Ron: Sir, our pet dog is same. 

Clever Student Joke 
Teacher: Tom! I know you are bad at spelling. That’s why I told you to write down this sentence 10 times. Why did you write only 4 times?

Tom: Sir, I am bad at math too. 

Student Vs. Teacher 
Teacher :Eanda, naan paadam nadathum podhu, enna ketkama avan veliya poran?

Student:Sir! avanuku thukathula nadakura viyaathi iruku sir....!
HOD: ...? 

Funny Student Joke 
Maths mis: A=B, B=C, So A=C.
Prove this method with example.

Student: Mis, I love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,
Thats all mis 

Funny Kid 
Kid: My teacher has gone crazy Mom.
Mother: Why do you think so?
Kid: Yesterday he said that 3 times 4 is 12. Today he is saying that 12 is 6 times 2. 

Funny Student 
Student A: My teacher caned me for something I didnt do?
Student B: Thats so bad.
Student A: Well, I didnt do my homework.