Husband and Wife SMS Jokes

Husband and Wife SMS Jokes is all about marriages, demonic mother in laws and the regular fights between married couples. Welcome to the world of marriage and matrimonial jokes!Marriage Joke
Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
Answer : On their MARRIAGE

Husband Wife SMS Joke
Husband: Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it.
So I have bought three movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For you and your parents.
Marriage SMS Joke
Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry the second time?
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Because as per the law, you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
Arranged Vs. Love Marriage SMS Joke
Whats the difference between arranged and love marriage?
Love marriage is impulsive suicide
Arranged marriage is planned murder.
Man's Prayer SMS Joke
Man to God: Please give me a long life.
God: Get married son.
Man: How will it help God?
God: You wont think of long life again.
Funny Husband and Wife Joke
Man1: I became a millionaire after I married my wife.
Man2: Wow!
Man1: The problem is I was a billionaire before marriage.
Phases of Married Life
Married life is full of excitement and frustration.
In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the 3rd year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Super Marriage Joke
If marriages are made in heaven,
then what are made in Hell?
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The days after marriage!
Joke about meaning of Marriage
Marriage is all about trust and understanding.
She doesn't Trust me & I dont understand her.
Wife's Birthday SMS Joke
How to never forget your wife's birthday?
Forget it once: then you will get something you will never forget.
Funniest Marriage Joke
True friends always stand behind you during bad times.
Check your marriage album and see who is standing behind you.

JUST JOKE 
Wife:Iam going 2 LONDON What gift do u want.

HUSBAND: 1 British girl.Wife ruturns to India.

Husband:Where is mu gift.Wife:wait for nine months.